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By David Beaulieu, About.com Guide to Landscaping since 2002

Funny Comeback Lines for April Fools

Wednesday April 1, 2009
Has anybody ever criticized how your yard looks? dandelion pictureIf so, perhaps you'd like to keep some funny comeback lines handy, in case it happens again.... Of course, considering that this is April Fool's Day, you should be aware that I present these comeback lines with tongue thoroughly placed in cheek. Are the funny comeback lines in this article meant to be delivered by or to April fools? Read my top 10 landscaping comeback lines and decide for yourself!

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April 1, 2009 at 5:43 pm
(1) scottyblue says:

lol,thanks David,i’m well armed now as many apply to me.

ps..i do make dandelion wine.I like to drink it while i sit on my tire planter and admire my crabgrass.

April 1, 2009 at 6:09 pm
(2) landscaping says:

Thanks, Scottie. I know landscaping isn’t generally considered a subject that lends itself much to humor, so I’m glad you appreciated this piece.

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